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WATCH: Why Electric Cars are Stupid, and NOT 'Green' At All...

Courtney Kirchoff
March 02, 2016

You know how pompous people with their Nissan Leafs and their Teslas are about the environment? Because they think they're "saving the planet" from the "greenhouse gases" because they're not using "evil gasoline"? For that reason, the tend to drive with a sense of entitlement. They're better than you because THEY CARE MORE. Also, they generally suck at driving.

Uh huh. Show them this.

Using things like science, facts and math, the great people at Prager University have shown, with illustrations, that people who drive electric cars and think they're saving the planets, are, in fact, borderline functionally-retarded.

So "zero emissions" is kind of fake, isn't it? Like Caitlyn Jenner's boobs. Or Hillary Clinton's... anything. That expensive electric car you have, the one you have to plug in like a toaster, emits CO2. It also burns coal, which global warming climate change alarmists believe to be a dirty word. Almost as dirty as how it burns. But you Tesla drivers? Yeah, you're burning coal.

If you're driving to Trader Joe's in your Tesla or your Leaf, using your canvas tote bag, buying your non-GMO foods and your granola, fine. Good for you. But you're not saving the planet. Do your thing, just stop acting like a self-important turd-nugget. Okay, that might be hard, considering you're pompous enough to spend all that money on a car that plugs into a wall. Still, maybe tone down the sense of entitlement driving. Would do us all a favor. Also, read more about how global warming climate change is a myth: NASA REPORT: Antarctic Ice Sheet is Actually...Growing by Billions of Tons?

This isn't to say electric cars are bad. Don't send me those hate tweets. If you love your Tesla because they're gorgeous (they are) and it feels like a spaceship, cool. Drive whatever you want. I don't care. You don't need my permission on "what's warranted." My problem is only with those ninnies who think they're doing the planet a favor and in turn, demand that they're privileged asses be kissed. No you're not saving the planet and I will not kiss your overly priced car's bumper. The one with the Bernie Sanders sticker. Stop it.

Also, climate changers are, on the whole? Giant hypocrites.

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