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Watch CollegeHumor's Hysterical Takedown of 'Bernie Math'

Brodigan
April 27, 2016

Here's how bad Bernie Sanders' campaign, or the "Bernie Math," actually is...he's getting openly mocked by mainstream sites like CollegeHumor. Well, both him and his fawning supporters. You Bernie-ites are about to feel the bern. Maybe put some lotion on its skin before viewing.

This is both funny and brutal...

The comedians at CollegeHumor are maybe getting a little sick of reading the comments from their Bernie Sanders–supporting friends on Facebook. On Monday, they posted "Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning," and yes, they are being sarcastic. The premise of the video is that a young dude is having trouble with his "Advanced Bernie Math" homework, and his Bernie-supporting father comes in to help. The student reads the math problem: "Hillary Clinton currently has 1,930 delegates, all right? Bernie Sanders 1,189 delegates. Explain how Bernie Sanders is actually winning, like the internet says he is." The father asks, "Did you remember that he's winning, but the lamestream media isn't reporting it?"

"Bernie Sanders" and "accurate math" are two things that one cannot use in the same sentence. Much like "Hillary Clinton" and "integrity." What CollegeHumor did was take both of those ideas, swirled them around in a petri dish, then implanted them into this video. What resulted is the reason many in the Democrat party are frustrated. Bernie Sanders is the popular choice for voters. But somehow Hillary Clinton keeps chugging along. Perhaps she was the energizer bunny in her former life. If the energizer bunny covered up for her husband's many rapes. She just keeps going...

Of course, mocking Bernie for his failures in math is nothing new to the LwC fam (see ENOUGH: Head of GE Obliterates Bernie Sanders’ Class Warfare Nonsense… and Even WaPo Now Says we Can’t Afford Bernie Sanders). While CollegeHumor pointed out how Bernie math wasn't working in his delegate favor, we applied his math failures to his Marxist polices. You're welcome...

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