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WATCH: Andrew Yang Wants to Tax Cow Farts to Control Your Diet

Brodigan
September 20, 2019

If you would have told me the 2020 race would be about Democrats coming for your cheeseburgers (see WATCH: Kamala Harris Wants to Regulate Your Meat and Vegan Cory Booker Wants You To Stop Eating Meat. No Wonder He’s Such a Miserable Troll.), I'd say they couldn't possibly be that ridiculous. Yet here we are with Andrew Yang, calling on an industrial tax over beef demand. You see, less demand means fewer cows. Fewer cows mean less of the cow's "natural emissions."

Farts. He means farts. He's essentially calling for a tax on cow farts.

.@AndrewYang says beef should include the cost of cows’ “emissions” so that it becomes so expensive people stop eat… https://t.co/zM7sneB6UY
— Tom Elliott (@Tom Elliott)1568916918.0

Yes, cows produce farts. They also produce brisket. Short ribs. New York strip. Ribeye. And are at least some of the ingredients of a hotdog. The Democrat Party wants to tax the meat to the point of it being too expensive for you to enjoy. From my cold, dead hands, Yang. Or my hot metal offset smoker.

EXIT QUESTION: As for the "science," I'd direct you to the video below. But let's talk politics. Specifically, to those moderate/indy/not crazy about Trump voters. Come gather around and take a knee. Ponder what is worse for you. A president who is a giant jerkface who often says mean or stupid things on Twitter? Or a president who not only wants to regulate every aspect of your life but is openly campaigning on doing so? Including what you put into your face.

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