Here's a touching little tale of a vegan lady who saw a little girl crying because she couldn't afford an ice cream. Being a decent person and all, vegan lady offered the little gal a few bucks to score herself that cone. Which, unfortunately, landed her in hot water with the Soy Police:

Well, there's something we've never seen before. A triggered vegan.

Even other vegans thought this guy was taking things a bit too far:

Which is when the vegan butthurt reached critical mass:

To hear this guy talk, you'd think farmers were slitting dairy cows' throats and Breyer's flows out. I won't pretend to be an expert on matters of bovine mammary glands, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. Even if it was that way, the cream of ice just tastes too good to pass up.

I bet this grass-fed soy boy is the type whose Prius is adorned with PETA bumper stickers, and he blasts Meat is Murder on repeat. He fills out his days lobbying for the Ninja Turtles to nix pizza while he grandstands to pet owners on how best to care for their companions. The finest tofurkey Whole Foods has to offer says I'm right. Though, in this guy's defense, he seems less extreme than his vegan peers who ram chicken trucks.

You know, these vegans might not be so stuck up if they'd scarf down a few delightful strips of bacon. Though, that would require them to stop being pompous asses long enough to endure the meat section at the supermarket. Which is asking a lot of a person who rages on Twitter over Haagen Dazs having the audacity to exist.

Also, there's nothing wrong with being generous to a young girl who wants an ice cream. The rage from some of these vegans are why we kind of hate raging vegans.

While we're on the subject:

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