Remember that the story about the psycho hose beast who went mental and threatened to accuse an Uber driver of rape? Well, the video of her meltdown has been making the rounds on the interwebs, going so far as to reach Uber's top brass. They have viewed the videographic evidence and issued a proclamation...

A woman from the Bronx has been banned from Uber for life after she threatened to accuse a driver of rape for kicking her out of his car.

“The behavior in this video is abusive and completely unacceptable,” an Uber spokesperson said in a statement. “As our Community Guidelines make clear, this will not be tolerated by anyone who uses Uber,” they added. “The rider’s account has been banned and Uber is looking into this incident.”

The driver had attempted to end the ride with the woman because she was being verbally abusive. She asked the driver for a phone charger, which he did not have. This prompted her to freak out for some reason.

“I’m gonna start screaming out the window that you raping me,” the woman said in response. “He tried to touch my vagina!”

Luckily the driver had the whole encounter on video, where it even appears she hit him at one point. She also threatened to punch herself in the face and tell the cops the driver had punched her.

Why would the simple lack of a phone charger provoke that lady to turn into a rabid hyena?

There's that old-timey saying that the customer is always right. Yeah, that's a big load of bull. Sometimes the customer is just a complete nut-bar and restraining orders have to get had. Mad props to the higher-ups at Uber for taking steps to protect their drivers from would-be mental patients.

Luckily, this Mario Brothers-loving gentleman managed to catch this craziness on video. If he hadn't, he might have been sharing a cozy jail cell right now with a new girlfriend named Butch. In trying to get justice for actual rape victims, we accidentally created an incentive for vindictive lady-persons to smear guys for unforgivable sins, such as lacking the proper phone-charging implements. This incident shows the importance of dat due process, son. Innocent until proven guilty and such.

Let that be a lesson to you leftists. For every one of your numb-skulled actions, there's a consequence. The consequence for this big-mouthed, squalid wench? A lifetime of traveling in skeevy yellow cabs with a piss-like aroma and AIDS all over the seats. But hey, at least she kept it real.

Speaking of mythical rape-ness...

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