Despite the left insisting men and women are basically the same -- unless they're discussing women's brains trapped in men's bodies -- men and women are different. Even I find myself having to explain this to people who should otherwise know it: men and women act and behave differently, we have different motivations and drives, value different facial hairstyles and in the case of the following story, policies of nakedness. A gym in Bath, England has a gender neutral changing room and let's just say, the men are letting it all hang out and the women are none too pleased.

Leisure centre user Vicky Drew, who has a daughter, 10, said: "Men should be made more aware that this is not on."

GLL, which runs the centre on behalf of the city council, said no-one had reported any inappropriate behaviour.

Mrs Drew said: "For some women this is extremely uncomfortable. It's a safety issue. Women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted in unisex facilities.

"Not everybody with their toddler would like to be confronted by men with everything out."

For the record, so far no man has done anything more than let his crotch serpent taste the sweet, free air. So far no man has done more than expose his bare buttocks to feminine eyes. But as a general rule, women don't like to see naked men. I know this is confusing to some men, as most men like to see naked women. Again, men and women are not the same. Also as a general rule, most of the men who let it all hang out at a gym are not the kind of men teen girls plaster all over their binders, surrounded with pink hearts.

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This is what happens when "we're really all the same" becomes the heralding cry of a generation. Because we're really not the same. Women tend to find most naked men an assault on the eyes. To paraphrase a Seinfeld episode, a woman's body is a work of art, a man's body is like a sport utility vehicle. And for a lot of men, that SUV is more like an Eco-line van. An old, dented van. No offense.

So maybe someday soon we can re-segregate the sexes with ladies having their own changing room, and unabashed men can have their own changing room. Where they're free to traipse around naked with nary a care. Related: Naked Man in Women's Bathroom, Cites Gender Rule And the City Can't do Crap!

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