Pro-tip to people thinking about appearing on Tucker Carlson’s Fox show: do a little YouTubing of Carlson first. Because if title etiquette had allowed, I would’ve called this piece “Tucker Carlson bitch slaps whiny CEO pantywaist who totally deserved it, the douche-bucket.” But you know. Clickbait. Here’s the setup: Mathew Blachfield is an anti-Trump CEO of “1st in SEO.” It’s okay if you’ve never heard of it, I haven’t either. He apparently doesn’t want to do business with Trump-supporters. Why? Because Hitler.
Some pull quote-ness of one of my favorite parts:
Blanchfield: “I don’t claim to speak for the Left, or any group or organization. I speak for myself. And I believe that standing up to injustice is the foundation of what our country is all about. I believe having the moral turpitude to stand up against the masses is what a citizen and a patriot actually does. I believe that having the courage to risk your business… reputation… and physical well-being against mass hysteria… is absolutely what is mandated by our Constitution.”
Carlson: “Boy, you are on a moral vanity trip like I have never seen. Has it occurred to you that every rich, famous, fashionable person in America agrees with you? You’re taking no risk at all.”
If you liked that clip, you should also watch Tucker Carlson Makes Mince Meat of College Student Who Hates American Flag then follow up with Tucker Carlson Embarrasses Anti-Trump Protester over Illegal Immigration. Grab some leftover pie and have a party.
I’ll cover the fascism malarkey later.
Look, if a CEO wants to choose with whom and whom not to do business, fine. Don’t do business with Trump supporters. See if I give a baby dolphin’s tiny odorless caca. Because those of us who lean conservative tend to believe you should be allowed, as Mr. ScrunchyFace points out, to conduct business with whomever one chooses. Even if you’re essentially cutting out half of the country. Great marking plan, dummy.
But hold onto your biologically assigned genitalia for this next bit. For the past eight years, the left has conducted a war against Christian business owners who didn’t want to cater, in some form or another, a gay wedding. Refusing to serve a customer was tantamount to murder… if the patron preferred being spanked with a dildo. But it’s not wrong for this SEO CEO twit, who likes to use the word “turpitude,” to refuse business to roughly half the country? And he calls Trump the fascist.
This is the left. They’re going to act out their tantrums on a national scale for the next four years, pretending they didn’t act like bullying fart wizards for the past eight. If you thought they were cooky while Obama was in power, wait until they’re out of power. The fun is just beginning.
Also, Trump isn’t Hitler. If there’s a party who more closely holds to fascist principles, it ain’t the Republicans. We already did a video about this, hence I honed in a different point. I call that diversifying. You’re welcome.
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