Say what you will about the Trump, but his troll game is top notch. The Orange Man is capable of triggering lefties beyond belief with his hijinks. Just take his latest act of silliness for example. The Trump campaign is now selling plastic straws bearing his name.
Forget the debate between socialism and democracy — the 2020 election is coming down to a contest between paper and recyclable straws. President Trump’s reelection campaign is calling on supporters to reject “liberal paper straws” that turn soggy and “stand” with the president and “buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”
The website touts Trump’s tubes as BPA free, 9-inches long, laser-engraved with the president’s name and made in the USA.
This is just too good. All across the Twittersphere, you see lefties lamenting the existence of plastic drinking apparatuses. They expect us to switch to paper straws in order to save the sea turtles. This move is Trump’s way of putting up a giant middle finger to those nanny state ninnymuggins.
This is one of Trump’s better traits. The man doesn’t give one single crap about being politically correct. He does and says whatever is on his mind and, if it triggers lefties, that’s a big plus. The Donald’s humor gets the left all riled up and out of their gourds. Which causes them to show themselves for the insane nutbars they really are.
I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to the world-class sh*tshow this election is going to be. If this act of trollery on Trump’s part is a sign of things to come, I’ll be sure to have plenty of popcorn on standby.
While we’re talking lefties: