Nothing says “Christmas” more than nativity scenes composed of giants, Catholic mass, and a femme pinhead running about with her sand sacks flapping in the breeze. Happy New Year. The following feminist decided to fight the patriarchy by objectifying herself. While stealing a potato sack-sized baby Jesus. That’ll show ’em!
WARNING: this footage contains boobery and violence against angels.
A topless activist from the feminist group Femen tried to snatch the statue of the baby Jesus from the Nativity scene in St. Peter’s Square on Monday but was stopped by police as she grabbed it.
A Reuters photographer said the woman jumped over guard rails and rushed onto the larger-than-life Nativity scene shouting “God is woman”. She had the same slogan painted on her bare back.
The incident happened about two hours before Pope Francis delivered his Christmas message to some 50,000 people in the square.
Luckily that large crowd of men was there to temper the situation. Did you notice it took about 37 men to deter the extremely monstrous and unbelievably strong topless lady? Uh huh. So strong was she, the entire village of males had to restrain her. Certainly had nothing to do with her exposed water jugs.
Yes, I’m exaggerating the number. But c’mon.
What’s that crowd of people going to remember more? The dullard from Femen who tried to kidnap Jesus (no Amber Alert was needed, thank goodness) using her bouncing boobs as a weapon? Or the “ideals” said individual was trying to express? Without watching the video again, or reading the pull quote, answer honestly.
That’s our point.