The hot news at the moment is the orange man nominating one Brett Kavanaugh for the Supreme Court pick. Naturally, the left is taking the news about as well as a tween girl finding out about Justin Bieber’s engagement.
Here are the top 7 Chernobyl-level leftist meltdowns to brighten your day. We usually keep it a Top 5, but there was so much to choose from. Like Congress, we couldn’t make cuts.
— Ruschell Boone (@RuschellBoone) July 10, 2018
Note how this was minutes after the announcement and the chant involves a generic “nominee” instead of Kavanaugh. Something tells me these people could care less who the nominee was. Trump approves of him, ergo he must be a crypto-Hitler Nazi spit deamon.
Brett Kavanaugh is a true Second Amendment radical. He believes assault weapon bans are unconstitutional, a position way out of the judicial mainstream, far to the right of even late Justice Scalia.
— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) July 10, 2018
So, Trump just nominated a judge who believes the Constitution means what it says. People can own boomsticks. Even the scary black ones with the 30-clip magazines and the kiddie-seeking missiles. MY GOD!
The nomination of Judge Brett Kavanaugh will threaten the lives of millions of Americans for decades to come and will morph our Supreme Court into a political arm of the right-wing Republican Party.
— Terry McAuliffe (@TerryMcAuliffe) July 10, 2018
The court is returning to its intended purpose of abiding by the Constitution. As opposed to granting every leftist wish that pops into their pea brains. That hardly counts as the court becoming a “political arm” for the Republicans. You know, like it’s been for the left in recent times.
— Planned Parenthood Action (@PPact) July 10, 2018
Show me the part in the Constitution where it recognizes the right to de-brain the childrens. I’ve been looking all day and I’ve yet to find it. Maybe I need special goggles. Which is probably why the left is peeing their rompers. No Constitutional provision, no Constitutional right. Them’s the rules.
For those of you who sarcastically said, “The left already has the angry press released written and is just waiting for a name,” come collect your prize!
Everyone needs a copy editor, example number 4,732 pic.twitter.com/8wS3WmBi1i
— Jason Seher (@jhseher) July 10, 2018
It wouldn’t be leftist outrage without celebrity stupidity. I guess Ron Perlman is still a celebrity?
OK Ladies and Gentlemen who care for and respect ladies, it is official. The move back to Medieval Values, Shariah Law even, where old, bitter men get to tell women what is best for their bodies, lives, and well being is as done a deal as this is Twitter. Unless we say NO! NO!
— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) July 10, 2018
And finally, a hat tip to identity politics run amok.
The United States Supreme Court if #JudgeKavanaugh is confirmed:
1. 1 black man
2. 2 white women
3. 1 Latina Woman
4. 5 white men
Notice who is absent: 0 black women #AKABOULE2018 #PoliticalEngagement #SCOTUSNomination
— Sophia A. Nelson (@IAmSophiaNelson) July 10, 2018
Revel in the outrage, Crowderheads. Drink in the tears.
Just save some for the hearings and eventually confirmation.