This Thanksgiving as your dolloping butter and gravy all over your turkey, which was killed so that you may eat it, if a liberal family member or friend chimes in with something inane about white privilege, Islam, global warming or how butter is going to kill you, know that all of us at Louder with Crowder wish you all the best in throwing a drumstick at them. Aim well, friends. Hey, better than throwing knives, right? If you don’t feel like wasting food or wish to keep the dinner table free of violence (LAME!) try one of these handy comebacks instead.
1. “We shouldn’t even be celebrating Thanksgiving. The white man killed the Native Americans.”
Ah, the classic white man’s guilt clap trap. This is high and mighty snobbery at its finest. Sure, you could lecture this idiot about how the history of the world is about one nation conquering the other (England won’t be feasting on turkey because, surprise, we kicked their royal butts in not one but TWO wars), or you could answer their statement with a question of your own. Ask the liberal if they own property. Even if they don’t own land, they own something. A car works, too. Ask if, in all their bleeding heart glory, they want to give it back to the Indians. When they say no, throw the gravy at their face.
Also here are some inconvenient Facts about Native Americans. Plus this video:
2. “Global warming/climate change, blah, blah, blah. Ice caps melting, blah, blah, blah.”
Sorry for all the blahs, but that’s all I hear when people talk about man-made climate change/global warming of the hot hots. Fortunately we’ve got your covered like a mink coat on this ice cold front of truth.
- Climate Expert: “Global Warming is Far from ‘Settled Science’…”
- Surprise! UN Global Poll Shows People DON’T Care About ‘Climate Change’…
- NASA REPORT: Antarctic Ice Sheet is Actually…Growing By Billions of Tons?
- FAIL: Scientist That Predicted Ice Caps Would Melt in 2013…Now Claims 2016?
- Myth Busted: Climate Change ‘Consensus of Scientists’ is Idiotic
3. “Hillary Clinton Should be President. The Electoral College is STUPID!”
First of all, if someone says this, you have my permission to throw rocks at their Prius. Just kidding. Don’t waste rocks. Secondly, if you can contain the maniacal laughter and explain facts to this person, treat yourself to second helpings of pumpkin pie. If it isn’t vegan pie. If it is vegan pie, throw it at the Prius.
Also, Trump won, Hillary lost, boo hoo!
- Dear Violent Liberal Turds Protesting a Fair Election: You’re the Reason for Trump!
- LOVE TRUMPS HATE: Leftists Threaten to Kill Electoral College Voters if They Vote Trump
- A Hillary Clinton Presidency: The Worst for Gun Owners Ever. Here’s Why…
- Hillary Clinton Confuses Actual Rights with Feminism. We School her…
- New Poll: Even Women Hate Hillary Clinton! Like, A lot.
- FLASHBACK: Hillary Clinton Opposed Gay Marriage Forever…Until like, Yesterday
- Top 7 Hillary Clinton Lies The Liberal Media’s Trying to Hide
4. “Donald Trump is LITERALLY HITLER!”
No. Also, whoever says this is too stupid to live. Fortunately we have you covered. We even have a video. Because for liberals, reading is hard.
- WATCH: Actually, Hillary Clinton is More like Hitler than Donald Trump
- Myth Busted: Actually, Yes, Hitler Was a Socialist Liberal
- WW2 Survivor’s Account Draws Chilling Similarities Between Nazism and Liberalism
5. “Islam is the religion of peace. Other religions are just as bad.”
Wrong. Repeating this as a suicide bomber blows you up will still result in you being blown up. Read up on these posts to prepare yourself:
- Calling all #SJW Feminists: Top 5 Examples of Islam Abusing Women
- ‘Moderate’ Islamists Admit: ‘Radical’ Islam IS Islam
- Dear Liberals: Your Hypocrisy on Islam is Most Staggering of All…
- Moderate Muslims in Their Own Words and Laws…
- Jesus vs. Muhammad
6. “Barack Obama is the best American President ever. I shall miss him!”
If you haven’t thrown the vegan pie at the Prius, throw it now, because it’s over. Here are some handy posts to debunk this idiocy once and for all. Stuff this sentiment where the tryptophan won’t get to it.
- Obama Defends Violent Anti-Trump Protesters: ‘Do not be silent…’
- Obama Lectures Americans About ‘Fake News.’ Why He’s a Hypocritical Dumbass
- SHAMELESS: Obama Guilt Lectures Men. Says Opposing Hillary is Sexist!
- Obama Right Before Paris Attack: ‘ISIS is Contained.’ No, Seriously. He Said That…
- Sheryl Attkisson: Obama Actually Ignores US Recognized Terrorist Groups
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
And seriously, don’t throw rocks. Throw boulders. Manlier.