This Thanksgiving as your dolloping butter and gravy all over your turkey, which was killed so you may eat it, if a liberal family member or friend chimes in with something inane about Trump, white privilege, harassment, global warming or how butter is going to kill you, know all of us at Louder with Crowder wish you all the best. In throwing a drumstick at them. Aim well, friends. Better than throwing knives, right?
If you don’t feel like wasting food, or wish to keep the dinner table free of violence, try one of these handy comebacks instead.
1. “We shouldn’t even be celebrating Thanksgiving. The white man killed the Native Americans.”
Ah, the classic white man’s guilt clap trap. This is high and mighty snobbery at its finest. Sure, you could lecture this idiot about how the history of the world is about one nation conquering the other (England won’t be feasting on turkey because, surprise, we kicked their royal butts in not one but TWO wars), or you could answer their statement with a question of your own. Ask the liberal if they own property. Even if they don’t own land, they own something. A car works. Ask if, in all their bleeding heart glory, they want to give it back to the Indians. When they say no, throw the gravy at their face.
Also here are some inconvenient Facts about Native Americans. Plus this video:
2. Hillary would’ve been a much better leader than Donald Trump!
Wrong. Donald Trump isn’t my favorite president either. But a pair of used Danskos would run the country better than Hillary. A washed up sack of whale dung has more leadership ability than Hillary Clinton. The roadkill you passed on your way to dinner? The carcass has more moral integrity than Hillary Clinton. Donald Trump isn’t a beacon of morality, sure. But when it came down to lever-pulling time, it was far easier to give the mantle to Trump. Instead of Hillary Clinton: pantsuited handmaiden of the anti-Christ.
- Hillary Clinton Takes Aim at NRA, Silencers After Las Vegas Shooting
- Dear Hillary Clinton: You Lost Because America Hates You
- Donna Brazile’s Exposé on How Hillary Rigged the DNC is Damning
3. We need gun control! Now!
We need dumbass control. Now!
See, two can play this game. Creating more laws because a criminal broke the law (you know murder is totes illegal, yeah?) makes as much sense as hiring a blind person to judge a beauty pageant. No offense to you blind people. As to “Why does ANYONE NEED AN AR-15!?” malarkey: because screw you, they’re awesome. That and the Second Amendment says I can have a weapon. It doesn’t specify how mean and black it cannot look.
Here are some rather inconvenient, narrative busting stories to really peeve that anti-gun loon passing the rolls.
- Wendy Davis Tries Linking Gun Control and Feminism. Fails Miserably
- Narrative Busted: Proof Northern California Shooter Obtained Guns Illegally
- Patricia Arquette Tweets About Guns, Gets Owned by Donald Trump Jr.
- EXCLUSIVE: Texas Massacre Hero, Stephen Willeford, Describes Stopping Gunman
- Biden on Texas Shooting HERO: He Should Have Never Had That Gun
4. “…BUT [SOLVE FOR X] is White Supremacy!”
Today’s “modern” leftist thinks everything is white supremacy. If everything is white supremacy, then nothing is white supremacy. My best advice here is to ask them to define “white supremacy.” Like when they describe the tumbler-pushing Jew as the epitome of white supremacy, ask “What does Shapiro say that makes you think he’s a white supremacist?” I promise you’ll enjoy the response. Or lack thereof.
Check out these links for more examples of “white supremacy.”
- Idiot Liberals Now Think the OUTDOORS is a Form of White Supremacy
- Berkeley Students Accuse Professor of White Supremacy. Over a Midterm.
- Video: Leftist Teacher Rants About ‘White Supremacy.’ Gets OWNED by Student
- LEFTIST LUNACY: Professor Claims Math is a Front for White Supremacy
5. “Islam is the religion of peace. Other religions are just as bad.”
Wrong. Repeating this as a suicide bomber blows you up will still result in you being blown up. Read up on these posts to prepare yourself:
- BREAKING: Multiple Dead in New York. Authorities Investigating as a Terrorist Attack
- Dear Liberals: Your Hypocrisy on Islam is Most Staggering of All…
- Moderate Muslims in Their Own Words and Laws…
- Jesus vs. Muhammad
6. “Transwomen are real women!”
Say it with me: men with an X and Y chromosome are men. Women with two X chromosomes are women. If you’re a man who parades about in a dress, you’re just a man who parades around in a dress. Also, a freak. Gender isn’t fluid. Unlike a liberal’s mental state. Or understanding of reality.
- Transgender ‘Woman’ Suing Massachusetts Over Being Sent to Male Prison
- Pervert George Takei Poses in ‘Transgender Awareness’ Shirt. Gets Trolled Hard!
- Pediatrician Smacks Down Leftists Pushing Transgenderism on Kids
- Joe Rogan and Owen Benjamin Blast Parents Putting Transgender Kids on Hormones
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
And seriously, don’t throw rocks. Throw boulders. Manlier.