Lately, lefties have been doing their best to paint the Donald as a heartless cager of children. Never mind the border-hopping parents who put their kiddos in the predicament. Or many of the photos of younglings in cages being from the reign of King Obama. It's all big meanypants Trump and his hatred of miniature brown people.

Here's the top 5 dumbest lefty brainfarts on Trump "separating families" this week:

This cover of a crying lass being looked down upon by the Orange Man is sure to bring out all sorts of emotions. There's just one problem. The tiny señorita on the cover wasn't separated from her family at all. For a widespread epidemic of Trump separating kids from their familias and stuffing them in doggie crates, the left sure seems to have a tough time getting accurate photographic documentation.

"Yes, we need to open the borders and let all the illegals pour over. Forget about all the rapery and murder many of them bring. They're in desperate need of voter registration forms tender love and care."

Ah yes, the invoking of Big Jeezy. Another convenient case of lefties finding religion just in time to claim the moral high ground. For all we know, our homey from Nazareth might very well not be wild over our immigration policies. Though, I'm fairly certain crushing baby skulls and ripping them from the womb because it's "not the right time" ranks higher on his sh*tlist.

Geez, I'm having a hard time telling if Rachel is a terrible actress or if her allergies are flaring up. It's funny, I don't recall her laying on the waterworks when Barry Big Ears' administration was doing the very same thing.

Aaaand our winner by a long shot:

Well, looks like Petey's been bogarting that joint just a tad too long. That was an Easy Rider reference. It might be a little too obscure. Then again, so is Peter Fonda these days. With his hippie boomer fanboys beginning to shuffle off to that authorized Harley dealer in the sky, Pete's been forced to get creative to stay relevant. Hence, him declaring kidnapping/kiddie-diddling to be "far out" and "groovy." Pathetic.

Leftists think they're scoring points for the midterms with these freak-outs. Really, they're only reminding us of their incomparable duncery. Thanks for the reminder.

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