TOP 5 Liberal Supreme Court Freak Outs
Usually, Supreme Court decision days are tedious. But yesterday was the most fun we've had on Twitter for quite some time. (see Swing Voter Justice Kennedy to Retire. This is Why Elections Matter! and LISTEN to DNC Committee Hearing of Justice Kennedy's Retirement). If the leftist meltdowns could be bottled, I'd use it to launch a new line of BBQ sauces. This list was only after ten minutes of the news breaking that Kennedy was retiring. It kept going throughout the day. At one point, I needed to shut off the computer and relax with a cigar and a bourbon.
After some reflection, I compiled my five favorite freakouts. The first one is appreciated for its simplicity.
Alternate headline: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK… https://t.co/n0NB6Dwp5B— Splinter (@Splinter) 1530124586.0
Slate says that an 81-year-old man wanting to retire destroys all the good that he's done for the left. These are the same leftists who would lower the retirement age to 37 if they could.
Anthony Kennedy just destroyed his legacy as a gay rights hero: https://t.co/fT3aNsnJLS https://t.co/yFEho12qwF— Slate (@Slate) 1530128543.0
Here's one that sums up the feelings of all the "comedy" "writers" from the comedy network. It also makes me appreciate I can watch South Park on the South Park Studios' website.
Thanks, Justice Kennedy. https://t.co/2w8EjRwVtU— comedycentral (@comedycentral) 1530126356.0
I'm noticing a trend with the cuss word "fuck."
How exactly does one stock up on abortions? Oh, I get it. Michael Ian Black is one of them "comedians" who claims to do "comedy." Here's his rendition of buying guns and ammo:
Stock up on abortions now. Roe v. Wade is gone.— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1530123120.0
Michael is also writing a book about masculinity. Relative to that...
I’m writing a book on being vegan. https://t.co/0LPutgr2yz— Socially DistantAF (@Socially DistantAF) 1530058318.0
And our favorite freakout. Which may also be the greatest tweet that has ever been tweeted on Twitter.
I can't imagine being so dependent on anyone, let alone the government, that I would even write something like the above as a joke. One justice is retiring, and his spark is going out.
Okay look it, to be fair, if Madame Hillary of the Cloth or Something was cackling it up in the Oval Office, the right would be melting down. We'd be talking of moving to New Zealand. Or starting compounds in some land-blessed state. We're not pretending we wouldn't panic about Hillary picking not one, but now two judges. Okay? Okay.
But I also know, had Hillary won, had she been allowed to pick two justices, the left would be insufferable. They'd rub it in our faces. They'd get ready to pass the most socialistic crap even Venezuela couldn't comprehend. All while using the mob to shut down any reasonable political opposition carried out via the correct legislative process.
Fortunately for us, and not for them, we won, they lost. Elections, as Obama said, have consequences. This be just one.
Get ready for Day 2, because now the left has had time to write think pieces.