Welcome to The Leftist Psych Ward of 2017. Careful as you walk down the halls. Some of them bite. Though it’s the incessant screaming that’s most likely to make you bleed. From the ears. Sit down and
laugh cry at the travesty of those stricken by “Leftist Fantasy Outrage Syndrome.”
1. Deranged Democratic Lawmaker
First, a classic case of panic disorder via neurosis. Earlier this year, a county legislator was pulled over on her way to a “job interview.” Probably at a hookah lounge. Tragically, she suffers from PTSD. The kind that comes from talking to overly patient police officers.
2. Psychosis Suffering Ashely Judd
Next, a psychotic episode by never-to-be Senator Ashley Judd. This episode happened at the Women’s March last January.
3. Depressed Jimmy Kimmel
Now that we’ve given great examples of a panic disorder and a psychotic episode, time to switch gears to manic depression. Otherwise known as bipolar disorder. Otherwise known as Jimmy Kimmel.
Before this year, Kimmel was just an obnoxious suck-up with a few good jokes. This year, I’ve seen the dummy cry more than my puberty-stricken, ugly teen cousin. It’s okay, she knows she’s ugly. My cousin does too.
- Jimmy Kimmel: “Trump Dismantled DACA to Distract Us From Russia Probe!” Yes, Really…
- Jimmy Kimmel Blasts the Bill Cassidy Health Care Bill
- Jimmy Kimmel Leads Late Night Comedy’s Gun Control Push
- Jimmy Kimmel Doubles Down, Blames YOU for the Las Vegas Shooting…
- WATCH: Jimmy Kimmel Shamelessly Uses Son as Prop in Anti-Conservative Rant…
2. Narcissistic Justin Trudeau
From bipolar disorder, we move to a classic example of destructive narcissism. Justin “I feel pretty” Trudeau is so concerned with earning virtue points, he brings violent ISIS killers back into his country. Bowing with a maple syrup brandy as an offering.
Borrowing a cue from Kimmel, he also cries. Not over the babies he’s so passionate about aborting (see Justin Trudeau’s Puts Abortion Not Terrorism at Center of Foreign Policy). He cries instead over a rockstar. A dead Canadian rock star.
1. Raging Lunatic Rosie O’Donnell
Rosie could easily be one of the most archived persons in our writing this year:
- Rosie O’Donnell Begs Obama to Stop ‘Fascist’ Trump. By Declaring Martial Law…
- Rosie O’Donnell Protests Donald Trump by Going Full Crazy Conspiracy Theorist
- Poor Rosie O’Donnell Thinks She Won’t Survive Trump
- Rosie O’Donnell Blasts Kevin Spacey. Accidentally Admits She Knew of His Pervy Ways…
- Rosie O’Donnell Offers Bribes to Senators in Desperate Fight Against Tax Reform
- Rosie O’Donnell Violated Ben Shapiro’s Civil Rights. Where’s Twitter?
- Rosie O’Donnell Continues Downward Sanity Spiral. Targets Paul Ryan…
Some highlights? There was that time she admitted to knowing about Spacey’s pervy ways.
u don't remember the incident – 30 years ago? – fuck u kevin – like Harvey we all knew about u – I hope more men come forward @KevinSpacey
— ROSIE (@Rosie) October 30, 2017
Or the time she broke federal law by bribing senators with fat stacks of sweaty cash. Because she knew sexual favors would be a no go.
so how about this
i promise to give
2 million dollars to senator susan collins
and 2 million to senator jeff flake
if they vote NO
NO I WILL NOT KILL AMERICANS
FOR THE SUOER RICH
DM me susan
DM me jeff
— ROSIE (@Rosie) December 20, 2017
Then she told Ben Shapiro to “Suck my d*ck” in a tweet which she later deleted. Because THAT was the line.
Rosie before and after an SJW feminist overdose.
Don’t do progressivism, kids.
It could lead to things like this: