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Top 10 Reactions to 'Aunt Becky' College Scam Indictment News

Courtney Kirchoff
March 12, 2019

Today, Lori Loughlin better known as "Aunt Becky" was indicted in a huge nationwide college admissions scam. She allegedly paid $500,ooo to Michael Singer to get her daughters admitted to USC. One of the daughters, Olivia Jade, isn't even that interested in college. Which she admits in a tweet you'll see below. To celebrate the weird news of Aunt Becky in trouble, a top 10 list of Twitter's best reactions.

10. The Spinoff Idea:

Aunt Becky's spin-off show is gonna be so good https://t.co/TRr7RrWHIm
— Josh Billinson (@Josh Billinson)1552406479.0

Not that she'll spend a day in prison, because celebrity privilege, but easy play on words.

9. How stupid is she? 

Lori Loughlin paid $500k to get her daughter into USC. Not to be a dick but how stupid is her daughter?
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarah schauer 🦂)1552415826.0

Scroll down to find out.

8. Michelle goes thug life

When you gotta break aunt Becky out of jail. https://t.co/ouwPjstDnV
— Travon Free (@Travon Free)1552413209.0

Back up, dudes, gotta rescue my cheating aunt.

7. Alternative career choices

Aunt Becky gonna need to learn to code.
— Stephen L. Miller (@Stephen L. Miller)1552404945.0

Just don't tweet her about it, she may flag you for hate speech. Read: Learn to Code Meme Controversy Explained on Joe Rogan Podcast

6. And send it by owl

For $500,000 my child better be getting into Hogwarts, forget USC. Damn Aunt Becky https://t.co/Dqh0I2Y9mg
— Simone Scott (@Simone Scott)1552406479.0

Seriously, $500k is a lot of money, I'd better get a chaser position on the quidditch team.

5. "I don't even care about school"

Aunt Becky’s Defense: my daughter — Olivia Jade — is a hard worker and the system is rigged against hard working g… https://t.co/Vliu1WG132
— roxαnn (@roxαnn)1552412754.0

Let this one sink in.

4. Real life's reaction if it were real

If only we could get Danny's farewell address, with live shots of Jessie's hair.

3. Bribes for dummies

Aunt Becky had to pay a half a million dollars to get her kids in college... Aunt Becky has some dumb fucking kids.
— Tony Posnanski (@Tony Posnanski)1552404673.0

Fair point. One that keeps popping up.

2. RedSteeze makes a business proposition

If your child sucks at math, don’t waste money on tutors or special programs. Just find one who doesn’t and hire th… https://t.co/zXgBQVcBLC
— Stephen L. Miller (@Stephen L. Miller)1552414801.0

Why even have kids when you can hire a better kid?

1. Out in the open

She certainly paid more than most, am I right?

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