I've run out of words to say about the 'rona, yet it's eleventy-five percent of what's in the news today. I wear a mask, yet don't care if you don't. I think people should be allowed to safely socially distance themselves in buildings and not just protest outside those buildings not socially distanced. CNN blows goats. Lather, rinse, frantically wash your hands while singing the bridge to "Wanted Dead or Alive." You know, the "I've seen a million faces and rocked them all" part. That part slaps.

So instead, I'm going to hand off to this gentleman. Because there was something that bothered me about why Democrats were all in on the 'rona panic porn. I couldn't put my finger on it. Yet as this videos points out, all I needed to do was ask Google.

I've been laughing uncontrollably at this for thirty minutes, so much so that had I worked in an office, once people found out what I was laughing at, I'd get called in to human resources and told that a coworker felt threatened. Thankfully, I work for Louder with Crowder, where our human resources is Courtney, and if anyone ever told her they felt threatened by a TikTok, she would tell them to file a complaint with deez nuts.

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a spit-take, plus my dude here's delivery was not unlike a young Bob Hope.

Bob Hope on Zombies and Democratsyoutu.be

I know the Trump Administration is all like "we gotta ban TikTok." Something about the Chinese using it to spy on us or something. But they should reconsider (see WATCH CHRIS CUOMO GET WRECKED BY A SINGLE TIKTOK VIDEO and IF YOU STEAL A TRUMP LAWN SIGN, THIS MAN WILL HUNT YOU DOWN). You can find some real quality content on it if you look hard enough!

~ Brodigan likes writing words about things. He can be followed on Facebook and Twitter.

#BLM Demands Reparations! | Crowder Classicsyoutu.be

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