I don't have the bandwidth to care about Stormy Daniels. This is in no way a defense of Trump. Trump being the type of guy who would have an affair with a porn star while his third wife is home with their newborn is one of the reasons I wrote in Harambe for president. Enough people felt otherwise. He's the president now. I see no reason to be retroactively angry. Daniels vs Trump really has no bearing on my life. Or yours.

Except occasionally as a blogger. Where Trump's #1 fan Roseanne (see Roseanne to Anti-Trump Haters: ‘I Don’t Give a F***’ and The Internet is Angry at Rob Lowe’s Reasonable “Roseanne” Comments) tweets things like this:

Wait, what?

Stormy denies the accusation.

Side note for you youngbloods, Roseanne singing the National Anthem back in the day made Colin Kaepernick look like General Mattis. Let it go. We have porn to talk about.

And the world's greatest fact check ever.

Y'all are going to have to do your own search from this point. It's bad enough my safe search wasn't on when I was looking for a Stormy headshot.

Yes, I used "head" and "shot" there for a reason.

This is the internet spat we deserve. I'd ask "where did we go wrong" but no one wants to pull at that thread.

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