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Top 5 Boneheaded Celeb Responses to the Sutherland Springs Shooting...
Correction: I mistakenly referred the the shooting as happening in San Antonio previously, which was wrong. My bad.
Whenever there's a tragedy in the U-S-of-A, you can always count on leftist celebrities to respond with class and poignancy. Oh, who am I kidding? Celebs' responses are the most boneheaded, out-of-touch verbal diarrhea that can even be uttered.
We've compiled the top 5 for you:
There are no background checks on long guns (AR15s) in Texas. Thanks for the info @shannonrwatts.— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa Milano) 1509932360.0
Oh, look at the celeb dunce who knows jack squat about guns lecturing us on guns. Form 4473 (the one you have to fill out to buy a lead-slinger) is a federal form. As in all 50 states. In some gun-friendly states, you can do a private transfer of a long-gun without a background check. But, that doesn't make abortion-loving Alyssa any less wrong.
When do we start discussing radical gun owners? And when will mainstream gun owners condemn them?— Michael Ian Black (@Michael Ian Black) 1509980758.0
Define "radical gun owner." Do you mean a owner of gats who believes the 2nd Amendment means exactly what it says? That peaceable citizens are free to own whichever guns they choose? Even the scary black ones with the tactical baby-killing fore-grip and the 34mm-caliber clip? Yeah, consider us radical.
Innocent people go to church on Sunday to honor their God, and while doing so, get shot in killed. What country? America. Why? Republicans.— Chelsea Handler (@Chelsea Handler) 1509910714.0
Republicans killed those church-goers? Not even close, Chelsea. The only person responsible for this bloody Sabbath is the dickweed with his finger on the trigger. Who was already using an illegal gun, mind you. Next, she'll be blaming Ben Carson and his fellow "white supremacists."
The murdered victims were in a church. If prayers did anything, they'd still be alive, you worthless sack of shit. https://t.co/iGHxPrYrLN— Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton (@Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton) 1509916793.0
Class. Pure class. Nice way to knock Christianity in the process too.
@SpeakerRyan They were in church. They had the prayers shot right out of them. Maybe try something else.— Michael McKean (@Michael McKean) 1509915330.0
Something else, eh? How's about constitutional carry and nixing gun free zones to allow good guys to pack heat. That would help. Especially seeing as a good guy with a gun popped a cap in that mass-shooting douchenozzle's posterior and sent him fleeing.
Judging from these celeb's responses, it might be best for them to stick to what they do best. Playing pretend and covering for pedophiles and serial rapists.
While we're on the subject of the boomsticks: