For those of you without a map, or if you, unfortunately, have an IQ equal to that of Nancy Pelosi, Texas is a border state. As such, Texas has some illegal immigration problems. These problems interfere with the same democracy the left pretends to give a crap about. But actually don't. Behold, voter fraud:

To the left, this isn't fraud, this is free votes. Illegal immigrants tend to vote Democrat. Heavily Democrat. Which is the main reason the Democrats want illegal immigration to continue unfettered, balk at talk of a wall, and would rather we not check IDs at the polls. Democrats say checking IDs at polls is racist. While they make you stand in line for seventeen billion hours at the DMV to get your ID. In reality, a valid ID is proof of valid citizenship. Proof of valid citizenship is proof you have the right to vote in America. Which doesn't extend to Juan Carlos de Venezuela and Maria Consuelos de El Salvador.

If you're not an American, you haven't the right to vote in America. Just as Skylar Wandsworth of New Hampshire and Braden Dougray of Maine haven't a right to vote in Mexico. Were Skylar and Braden to vote in Mexico, despite not being Mexican, methinks the Mexican people would drop all their chalupas in protest. Because they'd say they're being disenfranchised. They'd be correcto-mundo.

Well the same applies in Los Estados Unidos, mi amigos. At least it should.

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