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'Fit Mom' Calls out Tess Holliday Over Her Criticism of a Fat Loving Man
Cellulite besieged feminists can't help but lavish us with giggles (see LOL! Feminists to Hold ‘Martial Arts Themed’ Seminar for Journalists. and LOL: Feminists Protest Trump at Polling Station… By Going Topless!?). Like attention-hoarding lard bucket, Tess Holliday. She's been especially active of late. No, not on a treadmill. No, not in the fruit and veggie aisle. On the internets. She was recently "shut down" by another public figure. A much healthier public figure.
Welcome to the body positivity fight. Let's get ready to rumble.
Round 1 for context:
Back in 2013, Kang, a mother of three from Sacramento, Calif., posted an inflammatory Facebook photo featuring her toned abs while she was surrounded by her three young children. The photo’s caption read, “What’s Your Excuse?”
The image went viral and Kang was vilified for promoting unrealistic body expectations and mom shaming. Since her rise to fame, Kang has written a health book and released a fitness calendar. She’s also been transparent about her marriage, weight, and unedited photos.
Jealousy can reap mean things. Like when you dropped Tommy's leather jacket in a puddle in third grade. You wanted that jacket, so rather than allow Tommy to keep it, you took it and ruined it. There. But feminists never outgrew such childish notions. Rather than congratulate or celebrate a woman for having a toned bod, they tore her down. Classy broads.
Round 2: land whale Tess Holliday criticized the following post.
Okay, that should've sent all the feminists into fits of glorious tears, because this guy just said everything they've always wanted to hear from not just a man, but from all of society. This husband loves everything about his wife. So what's the problem?
Holliday couldn't take how a man's loving message about his wife got more likes than her comments about loving herself. And she wonders why people dislike her so.
It's simple, really. If I post a message about how much I love someone else, people will naturally gravitate toward it. What with it being about loving SOMEONE ELSE. While self-love is fine (necessary even) you going on and on about how much you love yourself is off-putting. Regardless of how closely your BMI matches that of a sperm whale.
"Fit mom" mentioned in Round One hastily fired back at "body positive," plop-shaped, Holliday.
“Tripp’s post was a sweet tribute to his wife, but we live in a highly sensitive culture where people want to be applauded for self-acceptance rather than accept it from someone else,” Kang tells Yahoo Beauty. “It seems like Tess believes it’s anti-feminist for a woman to want approval from any man. She has a hard, militant stance regarding outside validation, as symbolized in her #effyourbeautystandards campaign.”
This fight goes to "fit mom." Hands down.
This one should've been a major duh. You cannot frump around celebrating yourself, your fatness, and telling the world "Eff your beauty standards" and expect to be universally popular, loved, and told how gorgeous you are. What Tess does, daily, was much different than a husband celebrating his love for his wife. I feel like I've said this before.
But this is who fat feminists really are. They're bitter that outsiders do not love them as much as they claim to love themselves. They bully men (and women) who celebrate traditional beauty, then double down on their hate at every opportunity.
It's long past time to tell them to #EffTheirBullyingWays
~Co-written by Courtney Kirchoff and Nichole Cooper