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Danish Teen Fends Off Muslim Rapist. Now SHE'S Being Charged...for Using Pepper Spray?
When a teenager faces charges for breaking the law you might expect to hear about vandalism. Maybe a traffic violation. Mooning while driving? Don't judge, you sexist. But a teenager facing charges for preventing her own rape? That's a new one.
The 17-year-old told police she was targeted in the coastal town of Sonderborg by an English-speaking man, who knocked her to the ground and tried to undress her.
But she managed to prevent the man from attacking her further by spraying the substance at him.
Sonderborg, if you're wondering, is near an asylum center. As we know, areas with concentrated numbers of Muslim refugees are super rapey. Perhaps that's why this woman had more than lipstick in her purse. That, of course, is where she went wrong.
While the man had pinned her to the ground and attempted to undress her, the victim used pepper spray to stop the attack. After managing to survive and report the incident to police, Denmark officials told her what a heroic badass she was for dropping that punk. #GirlPower
Just kidding, the woman is actually being charged. For using pepper spray. Against a rapist.
Local police spokesman Knud Kirsten told TV Syd: 'It is illegal to possess and use pepper spray, so she will likely to be charged for that.'
The man who attacked the girl fled from the scene and has not yet been charged. It is unclear if the man was an asylum seeker or refugee.
I guess it's illegal to rape someone, but it's illegaler to use pepper spray. Dually noted. Also, good to know if you're a rapist. Not only will your victim be without a gun, she should also be without anything which might sting your eyes. Nothing helps a rapist more than clear, unobstructed vision.
Perhaps Denmark would've preferred this young woman scared away the rapist by hurling bacon at him. Or at least replacing cries for help with piggish squeals.
There's a lesson to be learned here. Well, besides the fact that Denmark kind of sucks. Laws mean jack to criminals. Just ask the woman who went pepper-spray happy on her would-be rapist. A society which says "You can't have weapons, they're dangerous. But good luck with the whole rape thing," sounds a lot like rape culture. Especially combined with Islam. In fact it's a recipe for rape culture. Even if wrapped in bacon.
Our mic is still waiting for the raging feminist spit. It's been sitting alone at the Islam Rape Culture press conference for years now. Still no comment from the feminists.
Watch Toni Bugle expose rape culture in the UK. Because, again, Muslims like the rape.