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Ted Cruz Finishes Mark Hamill's Jedi Training on Net Neutrality
Strong in over reactions, the Twitter was this past week. Leftists claimed Net Neutrality was going to kill them. Nerds claimed they were going to kill themselves because The Last Jedi wasn't the exact movie they wrote in their heads. Senator Ted Cruz married the two after force choking Mark Hamill over Net Neutrality. He basically did to Luke what Poe Dameron did to REDACTED LAST JEDI SPOILER.
TMZ caught this post-credits scene:
Mark Hamill likes to engage in political commentary, but he doesn't really like facts. He was attacking the FCC Chairman. I thought that was kind of silly. I responded to him with facts. His response to that was insults and attacks, and no actual facts.
Here's that tweet:
Yes, that's it. So sorry to misspell your name. Respond not with facts, but with anger. Who was it that said, "Fear… https://t.co/HcgV4xtDuk— Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) 1513548313.0
But Cruz wasn't done. At least one of them was listening to Master Yoda's class lecture.
Net Neutrality is all about if you want the government in charge of the Internet. My answer is no. I suppose in Hollywood that works, just to scream and insult at someone. That's what Luke Skywalker's response was. But as I responded on Twitter, Yoda told him, "Anger and fear, that's the path to the dark side."
Aaaaand here's that follow-up tweet:
(2/2) Rather than insults, try civil discussion of facts. Fact 1: until 2015, the FCC had NO authority over Interne… https://t.co/BeGnqcAXHM— Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) 1513548704.0
To think we could have had Cruz as our president...
Thankfully though, we don't have Net Neutrality anymore. Mark Hamill should go back to his deserted planet and think about it.