Socialism is all the unfortunate rage among the youths these days. Mostly because of their favorite reality show. Like Vital Socialist Issues n’ Stuff with Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Compares Ilhan Omar Criticisms to the Holocaust and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Tries Using Croissants to Argue for $15 Minimum Wage, Fails). Enter the bearded wonder, Senator Ted Cruz. He’s got a challenge for today’s young socialists.
The video is being douchey and refuses to upload here, so you’ll have to go to the YouTubes to watch it:
If you want to be a young socialist, how about you actually engage with defenders of free enterprise? How about you actually engage with the fact that socialism has produced poverty and misery and suffering for billions across the globe and the greatest enemy poverty’s ever seen, in the history of mankind, is the American free enterprise system.
I don’t think many young Marxists are gonna be taking Tedrick up on his challenge. It’d be about thirty seconds before their feeble lefty worldview comes crashing to the ground. Like one of those defective Boeings.
Socialism is a colossal suckfest. Akin to the schizophrenic doodles Jim Carrey calls “art.” Uber-lefties insist their homeys Marx and Engels are the bee’s knees. “It’s totes cool and everyone’s happy all the time, bruh.” I know a hundred million dead folks who might beg to differ.
The cancer known as leftism is slowly eating away at ‘Murica. Thank God we’ve got good folks like Ted Cruz to deliver a double dose of chemo. Maybe once lefties can see the true history of their sucktastic system, they’ll wise up and get a little free market in their lives. I sure hope it happens. For all our sakes.