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40-Yr-Old Teacher Sexually Harasses Teen Student in the Lewdest Ways
Pedophilia is making a comeback from its days in ancient Rome. Let the deranged, sexually explicit left rejoice (see DISGUSTING: New Way to Treat Pedophilia is Child Sex Dolls?! and MAINSTREAMING INCEST: "Cosmo" Now Celebrating Brother-Sister Romance). With the exposure of the rapid sexual assault in Hollywood, more and more teachers are being accused of exposing themselves in their fat, ugly, wrinkly birthday suits. You're welcome for that mental image.
Behold this homely broad who flung all her sexual desire upon a now scarred-for-life student:
LaToya Nicole Parker, 40, allegedly abused a 17-year-old male student from St. Charles High School between January and May of this year, according to The Bay Net.
Parker is accused of “brazen” actions in an attempt to lure the student. The teacher would allegedly remove the teenaged student from the classroom and buy him meals at restaurants.
Okay, removing a student from class to hook him up with some food is a problem, but not harassment, per say. That comes later.
She also allegedly wrote “love notes to him” that began innocently, but later turned lewd as she would request sexual acts. Parker allegedly showed the student photos of herself, both of her naked and performing sex acts, The Bay Net reported.
"Dearest Romeo. How I desire your sweet caress, your loving affection, and your giant John Thomas in my..." I can't write the rest. But that's probably how it goes.
Maryland State Police reportedly found 50 photos and one video match the victims’ description on electronic devices they confiscated from Parker.
I don't want to think about what kind of images they found. Let's scrub our minds of all the depravity. Rinse out the mental image by watching two cats fight to the death. Over a prophylactic.
This should go without saying, but it's wrong for adults to prey upon children. Wrong regardless of your role in society, be it an educator, an actor, film producer, or Speedo model.
Just as it's wrong for older men to score on young girls, so it's also wrong for older women to score on young men. Regardless of how that older woman appears nude. You getting this, ladies and gents? Teachers should't be sleeping with their students. The end.
Men are not the only sexual predators out there...
Written by Courtney Kirchoff and Nichole Cooper