Taliban Tweets About Working Out and Eating Ice Cream Because This Situation Isn't Absurd Enough
When you lose a fight, depending on how big of a dick your opponent is, you might get taunted for losing. Your opponent will rub it in your face just because they can. These tweets are a crotch chop to America and our incompetent president. (h/t Twitchy)
عناصر "#طالبان" يمارسون الرياضة في قاعة جيم بالقصر الرئاسي في #كابلpic.twitter.com/A2ZraOqHtm
— Mulhak ملحق 🇱🇧 (@Mulhak) August 16, 2021
[via Google translate] elements"#طالبان They practice sports in Jim Hall at the Presidential Palace in #كابل
#Taliban eat ice-cream #Kabul#Afghanistan . pic.twitter.com/du5g9QRZIx
— Abdulhaq Omeri (@AbdulhaqOmeri) August 17, 2021
The gym tweet is not the "own" the Taliban think it is because they look ridiculous. For starters, it's a pathetic looking gym. You would think the presidential place would have more state of the art equipment. But also, using machines and ellipticals doesn't scream "look at how badass we are" like they think. If anything, they were just excited to be working out with something other than various-sized rocks.
The ice cream tweet is an obvious troll at both President Biden and the American media who stans Biden eating ice cream. A person with an ounce of self-awareness would look at this photo and realize it's what they look like when they ask Biden "one scoop or two." Instead, it will just make the press corps wonder if Biden is still making sure he's going out for a sundae in these troubling times.
Of course, while this is going on, images of bloodied Afghans contradict Taliban's claims of moderation:
Reports that Taliban fighters have beaten women and children at a checkpoint in Kabul emerged on Wednesday as the group attempted to consolidate its control after a rapid takeover of the country.
And also this:
The New York Times confirms what many of us suspected, that President Biden was informed of how the Taliban was likely to quickly reconquer Afghanistan, and he simply chose to lie to the American public.https://t.co/7v9t3nj6KKpic.twitter.com/5jPG2KKieo
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 18, 2021
To recap. Our president, besides being both incompetent and an embarrassment, is also a liar. And the Taliban is laughing at us.
But hey, at least there are no more mean Trump tweets. We've got that going for us.
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