Eric Swalwell's Superhero-Themed Campaign Speech Falls Flat
You might recall Eric Swalwell comparing himself and his fellow Democrat candidates to the Avengers. Well, our boy Suckwell made the same comparison at yet another campaign speech. This time, with the cringe dialed up to infinity. Feast your eyes on this pitiful display of superhero references:
"I think it's so appropriate that you gave us all the same T-shirt because I believe our candidates are a part of t… https://t.co/qaJVdr7fzj— The Hill (@The Hill) 1561241700.0
You know, if Swalwell and the Democrats are the Avengers, it'd make a lot more sense for Trumpy to be Thanos. Then again, an intergalactic tyrant hellbent on implementing population control to preserve the universe's resources sounds like more of a lefty thing. I digress.
You'd think poor Eric would learn his lesson after his first embarrassing deployment of this comparison. Though, I guess Snotwell can't help but act like a cringe-inducing douchenugget. I'm not the only one who thinks so either:
@thehill @ericswalwell And that is an actual candidate for president....good lord 😳🤣🙄😂— R Barnes 🇺🇸 (@R Barnes 🇺🇸) 1561258698.0
@thehill @ericswalwell It breaks my heart watching him trying so hard to be cool and relatable. If he keeps this u… https://t.co/JRGgYUucLA— Huggamuggah (@Huggamuggah) 1561284890.0
@thehill @ericswalwell Swalwell inner voice.. https://t.co/VgLsouQ7jB— SHANIE BOY™ (@SHANIE BOY™) 1561244035.0
Poor little fella thinks he's so hip and relatable with his superhero references. In reality, he's only making himself look like a man-child. Who still requires one of those anti-bed-wetting covers on the mattress of his car bed.
When you see displays like this, it's not hard to see why Swalwell can't even get his parents to vote for him. If I were the person who
changed changes Eric's diapers, I don't think I could bring myself to do it either.
You know, I'm beginning to think it might not be the best thing to mock someone like poor little Eric. There appear to be some real mental inadequacies at play here. It was all fun and games when we thought Swalwell had a semi-functional brain. Now, it just feels like we're punching low. A "four-year-old who repeated pre-school" kind of low. So sad.
Eric's not the only Democrat who's lacking a brain, either:
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