Welp folks, unless some curveball clocks us in the dome between now and tomorrow, go ahead and get used to saying "Justice Kavanaugh." It's looking like the Republicans have the votes to confirm Brett. Thanks in no small part to Senator Susan Collins...

Naturally, the left's response to Sue's decision was measured and rational.

Yep, the deluge of butthurt on Twitter right now is of Biblical proportions.

Once again, Meathead proves himself worthy of his epithet. Wear that dunce hat with pride, o dumb one. We already have a rule of law, and it dictates a person is "innocent until proven guilty," not "guilty because the leftist Twitter mob says so." Labelling someone a rapist without evidence because you don't like his positions is hardly decent or truthful. Just saying.

Ah yes, everyone's favorite creepy porn lawyer. His client can't make up her mind whether Kavanaugh and his bros were lining up for some rapery, or if they were huddling near a bedroom door. Whether he pulled a Bill Cosby on the punch bowl, or if he was just standing in the vicinity of it. I'm no expert on credibility, but I'm pretty sure that ain't it.

If "progress" and "cultural evolution" means declaring people guilty without evidence, Seth can take his progress, smother it in Vasoline, and cram it right up his keister.

I'm pretty sure the "lives suffering" is a reference to abortion. That is what the opposition to Kavanaugh was all about in the first place. Lefties are afraid of what Brett might do to their baby-killing "rights." Which is why they so desperately cling to shaky claims of rapery. All in the hope of tarnishing the name of the bad man who disagrees with infanticide.

Uh, what about the "Notorious RBG." Justice Ginsburg is on the record claiming Hillary lost because of sexism. Calling Donny-T a faker who should resign. Lefties don't seem all too concerned about that partisan justice.

Frankly, I'm just glad this clusterfu*k is coming to a close. I don't think my sanity could survive another week of this dumbassery. I think I'd rather be forced to watch an Amy Schumer sex tape with my eyes clamped open.

Thank God, and Susan Collins, it's almost over.

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