If your goal is to kill a lot of Americans, a New York City bus terminal during Monday morning rush hour is a prime target. Naturally. Fortunately for all of us, this suicide bomber sucks at life and managed to only injure himself.

And no, he wasn't a Methodist in a "Make America Great Again" hat. Sorry to disappoint, leftists (see Democratic Dunce: 'White People are the REAL Terrorists...' [Video]):

An ISIS-inspired Bangladeshi national set off an homemade explosive device at the Port Authority Bus Terminal subway station Monday morning, law enforcement sources said.

The man partially detonated the device, which he was carrying in the right side of his jacket, prematurely inside the passageway to the A, C, and E trains at 8th Avenue and W. 42ndStreet at around 7:40 a.m., sources said.

Police took the man into custody.

Former NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton told MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that the man was inspired by ISIS and originally from Bangladesh.

So far, reports indicate the ISIS fanboy did little aside from hurt himself. Two other bystanders suffered minor injuries. Consider this one a major bullet dodged. It could have been much worse, as we saw a little over a month ago (see Uh-Oh: NYC Suspect was Interviewed in 2015 by Federal Agents… and Bill Maher Blasts Dems After NYC Attack: We’re NOT Infidels). Thankfully, again, Bomber X was an epic failure. No 72 virgins for you!

In other news, this was a thing that happened...

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