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Legend Stan Lee Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Female Nurses
Call Spider Man. Things are about to get sticky. Ironman won't get upset, but the Hulk might get a little smashy. Stan Lee has been accused of sexual misconduct and groping by his female nursing staff. We can't blame him, those baggy generic scrubs are all kinds of hawt.
Every hero falls. We just assumed Stan Lee would fall and break a hip.
He is said to have asked for oral sex in the shower, walked around naked and wanted to be 'pleasured' in the bedroom.
A source with knowledge of the situation, said: 'Stan is an old man who has seemingly lost his way.
'He doesn't seem to care what people think of him, he's lost his filter. There has been a stream of young nurses coming to his house in West Hollywood and he has been sexually harassing them. He finds it funny.
'He walks around naked and is vulgar towards the women, he asks them for oral sex in the shower and wants to be pleasured in his bedroom. He uses the word p***y and f**k in their presence.
The source added: 'The owner at the nursing company has openly said to people that Stan has sexually harassed every single nurse that has been to the house.
A lawyer representing Lee told DailyMail.com that Lee 'categorically denies' the 'false and despicable' allegations and fully intends to clear his 'stellar good name' and suggested the allegations could be part of a shakedown.
Just a day after the Golden Globes of black dresses and nondirectional support for assault victims, Hollywood produces another scandal. This time, the victims are mere peasants who probably won't stand well in the rushing river of Marvel fan naysayers.
Me walking to the theater on May 4th 2018 knowing what Stan Lee has been accused of: https://t.co/fpCayEI2UC— Bodega (@Bodega) 1515525021.0
Then there are the conspiracy theorists.
These are just claims. Nothing has been confirmed yet. So we take these allegations as just that. Could the ladies be seeking a payout? Sure. Could Stan Lee have piqued the nurses' spidey senses? Also yes. It's possible Stan Lee is a dirty old man. There's a reason for the cliche. To categorically dismiss accusations simply because you like the comic's work is just as wrong as categorically believing the accusations because you enjoy arguing with Marvel fanboys on Twitter.
Let's make the accusations about the accusations, less about what you thought of Justice League. Yes, I know Justice League is DC. That's the point. People raging over accusations (or not raging) based on Marvel vs. DC allegiances. Annoying.
Now's the part where we wait to see how Hollywood responds. Probably with another hashtag and a new dress code. I hope they make it cooler this time. With a magical lasso. Maybe a cape or cloak. Also, a giant "S." For suckers.
Oh, Hollywood. Your valiant efforts at hiding your debauchery make us chuckle. Then, cry with disappointment.