Star Trek Makes Stacey Abrams the 'President of Earth,' It Manages to Be Cringier Than You Would Imagine
Stacey Abrams lives and operates in a fantasy world. She’s been persistent in her claims that she was the rightfully elected governor of the state of Georgia for years now, never wavering in her belief that it was stolen from her. Kind of like Hillary Clinton and the myth of the Russian collusion. But I digress.
Because she lives in a fantasy world created by her own wild imagination—and because the left, too, believes in her fabricated reality—she was picked up to have a guest appearance on the new Star Trek television series. And I guess the writers just thought it would make up for her being a failed gubernatorial candidate because they gave her an incredible promotion to President of Earth… Not joking.
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Ugh, look, I’m not a big Trekkie or anything—the new trilogy was pretty good—but if there’s one thing that could ruin any television program, it would be to cast Stacey Abrams in any role. She is so uncharismatic, so completely off-putting, she could be cast as an extra in a scene including an entire crowd of people, and she would still ruin the entire thing.
I mean, her performance in Star Wars was far better.
Out of all the humanoid aliens in the Trek series, though, Abrams came with the added benefit of already looking like a monster, making make-ups job way easier! Maybe she’ll be cast in a new Lord of the Rings movie to play an orc, next. Now, that’s the role she was born to play!
I’m actually a little surprised she didn’t require all the other actors on set to mask up (maybe that’s just a demand she makes of children). God knows, second only to the earth in the background, the rotund Abrams is the largest body on the screen, making her the most susceptible to a severe bout of COVID. It is supposed to be the future, though, so perhaps everyone has a device that repeatedly doses them with the vax every few minutes.
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