It's early, but it would appear Jared from Subway is in serious trouble.
Early Tuesday, FBI agents raided his Zionsville, Indiana, home after obtaining a search warrant as part of the investigation. They also escorted Fogle, a longtime brand ambassador for the sandwich chain who once weighed 425 pounds and lost nearly 250 pounds with his own Subway diet.
Federal authorities raided the home of Subway spokesman Jared Fogle Tuesday morning. FBI sources told FOX59 in Indianapolis that they were serving warrants at Fogle’s Zionsville home in connection with a child pornography investigation.
, so please, avoid the footlong jokes, people. Have a little class. 6-inch puns are acceptable. Most importantly, if you watch below, you'll see that South Park called it...
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For those of you who don't know, Jared Fogle is the famous 'guy from Subway.' If you're a millennial born after the year 1992, you've probably always wondered
"who's that guy on the wall at my Subway always holding up the big pants?"
Well, he's a guy who was really fat at one time, and rather than doing the whole doctor-prescribed, proper diet and exercise shtick, he decided to eat barebones Subway sandwiches for extended periods of time until he lost weight. He then made a zillion dollars.
Also, if you're a millennial born after the year 1992... stay the hell away from Jared Fogle.