SNL Lampoons the Midterm Elections and Nervous Liberals
This video got lost in the Dan Crenshaw brouhaha (see ‘SNL’ Mocks Veteran Candidate’s War Injuries in ‘Weekend Update’ Segment and Navy SEAL Mocked by SNL Won’t Demand Apology, Has Better Idea). With the most important midterm elections in the history of ever upon us, liberals are getting nervous.
See, SNL? You can be funny when you want to be.
It sure would suck to be a leftist if they blow it today. Think of all that time and all that energy. Only to have President Literally Hitler still in control of everything.
Conservatives are at least resigned to the fact we'll probably lose something. And are handling it like grown-ups. Looking for silver linings. Like how Speaker Nancy Pelosi will be great for business. Albeit terrible for America. None of us are going to cry. There won't be riots. At worse some sarcastic tweets. Or maybe calling into AM radio. Expect even more lame uses of words like "libtard" and "Hollyweird."
But if liberals lose? If the big blue wave comes crashing into a giant red rock? Reveling in progressive misery would be almost too much for us to handle. We have our insulin shots ready, should we overdose on the sweet tears.