According to a song once sung by the late, great Whitney Houston, learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all. But some people are now saying self-love is also the greatest romantic love. Welcome to autosexuality, the act of being in love with yourself, as in being romantically attracted to yourself. It's just as weird as it sounds.

It [autosexuality] can mean being turned on by your own look and nudity, getting butterflies when you think about yourself, being excited to spend time alone, and masturbating to the idea of yourself. It’s all the feelings we get for a potential new suitor but for ourselves.

The story from Metro.Co has found one woman, Ghia Vitale, to describe how she gets the hots from herself.

Ghia Vitale is autosexual and autoromantic. She is also engaged to get married to herself after proposing in March 2017.

She proposed to herself and will marry herself. Tell me this isn't just a way to get free gifts. I feel like proposing to myself and registering at Doversaddlery.com. Hang on, let me ask me if I want to marry me... yes. Okay, after this I'm going to go register myself at Dover.

I’ve recognised myself as being in a relationship with myself since I was in college. I just didn’t have the vocabulary to express my experiences.

Single. It's called being single. It's okay to think you look good. Heck, if you think you're hot, more power to you. But you cannot be in a romantic relationship with yourself. It is not possible to have a romantic relationship with you. Related: This Woman Wants to Marry and Make Babies with a Poltergeist.

Although I will one day be my own wife, I am enjoying the feeling of being engaged.

No. Technically, in order to have a wife one must be a husband. Just as in order to be a mother, one must have a child. In order to be a daughter or a son, one must have a parent. In order to be considered employed one must have a job. Words have meanings, despite how the left has tried to remove or alter definitions because definitions are naturally exclusionary.

Autosexuality is silly. Marrying yourself is silly. Getting free gifts from people based on our modern society's obsession with accommodating people's silly, that's just clever.

You can only marry someone else. You can only be in a romantic relationship with someone outside yourself. But so ridiculous is our culture, we now have stories about people in relationships with themselves, and in some circles they're being taken seriously. No.

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