SJWs Came After William Shatner. He Set His Tweets to Kill
Star Wars will always be superior to Star Trek. Suck it, nerds. You are more than welcome to @brodigan over this. Just don't forget your inhaler and Cheetos before making your mom drive you. However, William Shatner's Twitter game of late has the Wookies in a panic (see William Shatner Perfectly Trolls Race-Baiters with This Tweet and PHASERS SET TO STUN: William Shatner Blasts Wimpy Leftists Over Use of “Misandry”…). Maybe it's the extra dilithium crystals in Shatner's Cheerios. But the Captain has an enemy uglier than Klingons. It's social justice warriors (h/t Twitchy).
Did you hear about the Laura Ingalls Wilder Award being renamed over negative lines on the indigenous people of Ame… https://t.co/C99xjQVVkR— William Shatner (@William Shatner)1530412484.0
Obviously, the outrage came:
The most common protestation was Shatner whiteshaming. With a side of cis-maleness.
@WilliamShatner At some point, he'll tell us that what those stories did was HONOR us somehow. Try putting yourse… https://t.co/bzF5nw7mhp— Ali Watson (@Ali Watson)1530651877.0
Shatner didn't back down. He channeled his inner Picard to engage.
Get as angry as you want over sentiments from 150 years ago. You cannot change the past or the sentiments but if yo… https://t.co/S6sIjL79cO— William Shatner (@William Shatner)1530652444.0
Then Shanter takes on a young whippersnapper who must have read a recent Vox article on genocide. Or snorted glue. Same difference.
@WilliamShatner Don’t talk about getting over the past until your people have been systematically murdered, until g… https://t.co/FLj8E7yx5V— Kenzie (@Kenzie)1530660839.0
His response went straight to warp speed. Popping up on her display without a cloaking device.
Sweetheart I’m Jewish so go play victim to others. 🙄 https://t.co/FN5U5QSQJf— William Shatner (@William Shatner)1530661454.0
Shorter Shatner: go Vulcan death grip yourself.
The left can never be satisfied or appeased. So don't even bother. Keep your shields up but make sure to fire your photon torpedos. Don't let up when they send a distress signal. Just hail them and say "Your resistance to logic and basic hygiene is futile. If you can't be assimilated into critical thinking, we'll turn you to the dark side. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them."
Then wave your wand and scream Avada Kedavra. It's what Han Solo would do. Remember, Batman shot first.