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Hilarious! If Meat-Eaters Acted like Pompous Vegans

Team Crowder
May 20, 2016

Here's one just for the LULz. We all have at least one insufferable vegan or vegetarian friend. Maybe even an atheiest who used to do CrossFit but no longer can. Because lack of protein and overall weakness. Science. Well, the Ultra Spiritual Life channel imagined how obnoxious meat-eaters would be if they acted like vegans.

If you have that friend, show them this video then eat a giant steak in front of them...

I mean, it's not as cool at Chris Pratt only eating what he kills and watching the left go organic bananas over it. However in their defense, they don't know how delicious meat is. If they did, they'd understand and we could all go hunting together.

Wow, after all this talk about the meats, I'm really hankering for some delicious dead animal. Sautéed in butter. Mmmm. Bacon maybe? It's always a good time for bacon, am I right?

In all seriousness, don't be a vegan. But don't be a pompous meat-eater either. That is if meat-eaters can be pompous. In the meat-eaters defense, they're usually so busy being active because they have more energy thanks to their meat-eating ways, they typically are out doing things. Leaving little time for lectures. Or that's been my experience.

But if you're a vegan who's doing great harm to your body, what pastime is left to you except to lecture those happy souls who eat the animals and love it?

Speaking of how horrible vegans are, here's a former vegan to attest to how being a vegan is bad for your health...

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