Perpetual Whiner Shia LaBeouf Has Drunken MELTDOWN... Over French Fries!?
I know what you're probably thinking. You're probably thinking we here at Louder With Crowder really enjoy putting Shia LaBeouf on blast. Give yourself all the gold stars, you're right. In our defense, he's brought it on by turning himself into a human punchline. Especially with his anti-Trump "He Will Not Divide Us" art project. As a self-proclaimed artist, Shia has fallen flatter than drunk figure skating Michael Moore. But as comedian, he's right up there with the all-time greats. Accidentally, sure, but still.
Behold, Shia's latest unintentional act of comedic genius...
Shia LaBeouf got kicked out of a bowling alley in Los Angeles Wednesday night after losing his mind on a bartender and throwing an tantrum.
The 30-year-old actor was at Pinz drinking for several hours before he flipped out and began shouting explicitly at the bartender after he apparently refused to serve him French fries. Obviously, LaBeouf didn’t take it too well, as you can see in the videos obtained by TMZ.
The “Man Down” actor can be heard shouting at the bartender claiming he threatened to hit him with a Grey Goose bottle over an argument about the French fries. LaBeouf continued screaming at the bartender as he was escorted out of the restaurant of the bowling alley and onto the street.
Intense. Well, I guess if there's a lesson to be learned from this, it's that Shia is extremely passionate about them crispy Idaho spuds.
Firstly, what's with Sam Witwicky's racism angle? The guy gets denied a basket of crinkle fries and suddenly he's Rosa Parks. Even for a drunk guy, that's one heck of a leap. Hey Shia, I'm not going to pretend to know or care about where you come from, but you seem pretty white to me. The last time I checked, looking like Adam Sandler's nephew doesn't qualify you as a racial minority.
For a guy who dedicates much of his so-called "art" to preventing division, Shia sure seems to enjoy trouble. On a recurring basis, he's gotten into scuffles with other folks. In fact, it's his never-ending douchiness that prompted trolls to jack his #HWNDU flag. Twice. Shia, if you're looking to bring an end to division, I'd start by getting your own crazy ass in check.
But please don't, because this is entertaining.
This outburst is another file on the overflowing pile of evidence that Shia is freaking bananas. The cause of this mental ailment? I'm gonna go with leftism. Or his recent movie flopping. But for the sake of our point, we're sticking with leftism. Not long after a person embraces the left-ness, sanity tends to pack its bags and vacate the premises. On the bright side, coaxing the sanity back into your gulliver is usually as simple as nixing the leftism. So, if anyone out there wants to help cure Shia's illness, get the boy a straight jacket and a Mug Club subscription, stat. #shamelessplugging
You do you, Shia.
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