Every once in a while, the headlines gift us with a story stranger than a snowflake's reality (see Um, What?! Harvey Weinstein’s TWC Contract Allowed for Sexual Harassment… and ‘PROGRESS:’ Disturbing Video Shows Mother Turning 8-Year-Old Son Into a Drag Queen). There was a recent event at the Michelle Obama Public Library during which a drag queen dressed as a demon read to small children.

You can't make this crap up:

It happened at the Obama library for the “Drag Queen Story Hour,” a part of a collaboration between the LBPL, the LGBTQ Center of Long Beach, the Genders and Sexualities Alliance Network and the LGBTQ nonprofit Imperial Court of Long Beach, according to the Long Beach Public Library’s calendar.

“DQSH captures the imagination and play of the gender fluidity of childhood and gives kids glamorous, positive, and unabashedly queer role models. In spaces like this, kids are able to see people who defy rigid gender restrictions and imagine a world where people can present as they wish, where dress up is real,” the DQSH website reads. “DQSH happens regularly in LA, New York, and San Francisco, and events are popping up all over the world!”

The extraterrestrial being from another dimension stated he was glad he had the chance to read to the small morsels children.

I got to read to the children today and it was one of the best experiences I’ve been given as a drag queen. It’s so important to have representation and normalize all the letters in LGBTQIA+ in everyday lives. I saw so many excited faces it filled my heart with so much joy and hope to come back again soon! Thanks again to everybody who made this opportunity a reality and make such a successful LGBT event #️‍ #Repost @lbcitylibrary ・・・ Thank you to all who joined us today for a special Drag Queen Storytime with @xochi_mochi, celebrating #LGBTQHistoryMonth! ❤️

A post shared by Xochi Mochi (@xochi_mochi) on Oct 14, 2017 at 2:07pm PDT

Was everything. Was, not were. Not sure which his worse, a demon reading to children, or a stupid demon reading to children.

The Church of Satan chimed in, congratulating the demonic being for doing its work.

Let's note, the Church of Satan isn't really "satanists" per say. Take this one with buckets of salt.

Remember when the then LGBT (not the LGBTQAAIP) just wanted "equality" and to "get married like everyone else" for all the "love is love" reasons? They said it was just about rights, that anyone who questioned them was a bigot. That when the right said "this is a slippery slope, allowing TEH GAYZ to marry," the right was called intolerant hate mongers who enjoyed coitus with spider monkeys.

Well here we are. A drag queen demon is reading to children. At Michelle Obama's library. Not only is this slope a slippery one, the left greased it with KY Jelly. Wish they'd done the same to us before shoving an agenda right up our rectum.

I would apologize for the imagery, but after a demon in drag... nah.

~Co-written by Nichole Cooper and Courtney Kirchoff

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