We know the left is allergic to facts. Truth makes their eyes swell with the feels and their skin crawl with the thought of responsibility. Thus, they use glue sticks to bull-craft a story into existence (see FAKE NEWS: CNN Retracts Fact-Free Hit Piece On Trump Campaign Advisor… and Bibi Netanyahu Throws Down on ‘Fake News,’ Slams Pro-Palestinian Media…).

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is having none of the toddlers' creations. During a press briefing, Sarah spanked the press with their own stats:

Now, there will be some offended implings crying boo-hoo about this, just because their side got scolded by someone working in the executive branch. I've no patience for you weasels. Leave now and never come back.

Just because the press has freedom to do and say what they please, doesn't mean they get to do and say those things without pushback. There's always great confusion about the First Amendment. Yes, you're free to say what you wish. Yes, the press is free to write and report what it wishes. Yes, you're free to assemble peacefully. But no, you don't have the right to be agreed with for whatever comes sharting out of your face hole. No, you do't have the right to be praised for whatever drivel you write or read from a TelePrompter. No, you can't assemble un-peacefully and break windows without intervention.

So yes, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who's becoming an icon, can tell the press their a bunch of snotmongrels by reciting their own stats right to their own wimpy faces. If they don't like it, even better. The more they crow about it, the happier it makes the rest of us who think much of the liberal press are communist shills. I moisturize with their tears.

Kudos Sarah Huckabee Sanders. You keep doing you.

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