WATCH: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Perfectly Explains Taxes with Clever Bar Analogy...
There's nothing better to warm one's toes on a cold Fall day than a hardy beer and a dis to mainstream media. Sarah Huckabee Sanders came through in her usual badass way, offering Titillations of a Tax Analogy with a clever bar story (see Sarah Huckabee Sanders Trolls Hillary by Mocking New Book ‘What Happened’ and Sarah Huckabee Sanders SPANKS the Press with Their Own Stats!).
Who doesn't like a bar story?
White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders began her daily briefing on Monday with an extended tax analogy involving… https://t.co/H1tEzTDQpU— ABC News (@ABC News) 1509421142.0
Thes are the reporters, after all, so they're concerned with fairness.
The whole analogy went over lefties' heads. There is a difference between "literal" and "analogical." Learn it.
What? It's an analogy, which means, everyone, say it together, it isn't literal. It was meant to help micro brains understand how taxes work. But there are still too many figures for the coddled snowflakes to keep track. Numbers are hard.
@Trout8Trout @TheRickWilson It was mostly a long rambling story about how reporters should split their beer tab. Oh… https://t.co/Ts4pJZsLua— LAMusing (@LAMusing) 1509387954.0
I can't reiterate all my reiterations of the argument of analogy. Have these people never heard a parable? Have they never deduced a conclusion from a set of facts? Probably not. Because they were given a sticker and a smiley face on their critical analysis papers in high school. Despite no critical analysis. When everyone's a winner, sanity loses.
It's doubly sad that Sanders had to school the (mostly) leftist press over how taxes work. And many still can't figure it out.
No beer for these people. They're already struggling with their thinking processes.