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July 14, 2023
Watch: A costumed vigilante is taking the San Francisco streets back because crime has gotten that bad
As a man, this San Francisco business owner is flesh and blood. He can be ignored. He can be destroyed. But as a symbol? As a symbol, he can be incorruptible. He can be everlasting. Meet "Boots." He has lived in San Francisco for twenty years. He's working on the outside rather than the inside.
"The criminals are getting to know us. I wouldn't call it an organized anything. It's just concerned citizens. Every day is a small victory. You chase them off from one corner. You chase them off from this street."
Boots patrols the streets of Fisherman's Wharf. His goal is to scare people away from breaking into cars, armed with nothing than a non-lethal weapon that kinda looks like a gun. It is unclear what he is going to do now that he just admitted this on the network news.
We've been hearing for years about what a sh*thole San Francisco is turning into. Both literally with holes in the sidewalk filled with human homeless poop, as well as figuratively speaking:
Ignoring the problem hasn't stopped the problem. Defunding the police hasn't helped. Progressive voters voting for the same progressive politicians supporting the same progress policies and then wondering why they just got carjacked outside of a Benihana isn't working. Maybe Boots has what it takes.
He's not the hero San Francisco asked for. He may not be the hero the city needs. But he's the hero we have right now for content purposes.
Fair thee well, Boots. You have NOT failed this city.
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