Great news, San Francisco Fam! Yes, your city may be the crack and poop capital of America. And a progressive paradise where children wade through homeless drug addicts and newlyweds get jacked in the park in broad daylight. But your government is leaping to action! Not to fix any of those things. They aren't even helping all San Fran citizens. Only the trans one. If you are trans, you can now get paid to be trans in the comfort of your own home.

Fox News reports the city is launching a guaranteed income program for the city’s transgender residents to help with, quote, "financial security." If you are both a poor and a trans you may be eligible for payments of up to $1200 each month, up to 18 months. Only if you are trans-poor. If you are cis-poor, meh.

Citizen journalist Libs of TikTok has reviewed the application process, and reports there are NINETY-SEVEN different genders to choose from.

The team here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website has reviewed the spectrum of genders and identified our ten favorites.

1. Genderfuck (one word)
2. Gender outlaw (no gender renegade, which is disappointing)
3. X-gender
4. Tomboy (that's a gender now)
5. I don't use labels (that's a gender now too)
6. T-girl
7. Kathoey
8. Brotherboy
9. Boi (no word if you have to be sk8tr)
10. (tie) the twenty-eight that look like someone smashed their hand on the keyboard

San Francisco. It's not safe to leave your house to go to work. But now, if you're trans, thanks to the government and the taxpayers who keep electing the same people to government, you don't have to. The government will send you a check. Being the #1 ranked pound-for-pound most marginalized now has its perks.

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