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Rumsfeld Drops Truth Bomb: 'Hillary Would be in Prison if She Were Military...'

Courtney Kirchoff
July 22, 2016

As we all anxiously await Hillary Clinton's selection for Vice President (LOL J/K), here's a story you may have missed during the convention. Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld says that if Hillary was in the military instead of above the law, she would be behind bars.

The 83-year-old former Secretary of Defense who helped kick off the Iraq War says that Clinton -who is currently being investigated in regards to classified material she kept on a private server- would have been taken to task had she been a member of the US Military, according to the Daily Mail.

“I personally believe that if she were a sergeant in the Army or a yeoman in the Navy, she’d probably be indicted,” he said. ‘It’s just inexcusable. You just can’t do that!”

Um, right? Not just if Hillary were in the military either, might I add. If she worked at Home Depot and acted as she did? Behind bars. If Hillary worked at Kinkos (people still work at Kinkos, yes?), and acted as she did, she'd be behind bars. Even if Hillary worked as a janitor and behaved as she did, she'd be behind bars. Which, frankly, is an insult to janitors. On the whole, janitors are far more capable of running anything than Hillary Clinton.

But Rumsfeld wasn't done...

Rumsfeld says that he predicts that Clinton’s haphazard handling of classified information will have lasting consequences.

“Other countries will be less likely to share information with us,” he said, now that it’s clear the US Government is incapable of maintaining standards of secrecy in an age where cyber warfare is moving to the forefront.

“I couldn’t support Mrs. Clinton,” he told the Daily Mail. “What she has done with classified information I think is inexcusable and puts at risk people’s lives [and] not just ours.”

We've not delved deeply into Hillary's emails at LwC, focusing more on her terrible positions on abortion and gun rights. While making many a potshot for her terrible fashion, horrible face, but mostly, that she's a human dumpster fire of a person. Which, now I think about it, is an insult to dumpster fires. At least they glow. And provide warmth.

Rumsfeld is absolutely right though. Looking at Hillary big picture, like zooming all the way out (only non-vomit way to look at Hillary), and I mean way, way, way, way out, there are ramifications to her actions. We can joke about her prison pantsuits all day long. As we should. But that doesn't change what Hillary has done: undermine our national security for her own political gain. She's as qualified to be president as my dog is to be a dentist. Which now I think about it, is an insult to my dog. Sorry, puppy.

Hillary Clinton: so above the law, you're not even sure there are laws anymore. Also, she's a terrible human being. An insult to human beings everywhere (read I Don't Hate Women... Just Hillary Clinton). Here are just the top five reasons she has less utility than gum you step in while walking to the DMV.

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