If you think about it, Rosie O'Donnell and Ben Shapiro arguing about genitals is the only way for 2017 to end. Great work world! Take a bow and give yourselves a round of applause.

Let's recap:

Rosie wanted to bribe Senators to vote against tax reform. Which is illegal. When Ben simply pointed that out, Rosie attacked him on Twitter. Telling him to "suck my d***." Classy.

If you're like me, you could have gone your entire life not wondering if Rosie O'Donnell really had a penis. This is just the world we live in now. Girls are boys. Boys are girls. Sex organs are social constructs. Though if she whipped it out and dunked it in Shapiro's tumbler, I'm not sure whose side I'd be on.

She followed up, again on Twitter, by telling him to lick her too. Nice. Though she didn't specify where. One would assume she means one of her no-no areas.

Happy you're all caught up?

This morning, "tired" of the cyber abuse, Ben did what any victim of sexual harassment would do. He notified Twitter:

Actually, he used the sordid affair as an excuse for a teachable moment. He's not traumatized.

Twitter having standards? The same rules applying to leftists as it does to conservatives? It's more realistic to think Rosie's junk is bigger than Not Gay Jared's.

Still, good on Ben for pointing out the clear double-standard. Sometimes just raising awareness to the cause is cause enough. In this case, Twitter having all the moral integrity as a drunk Amy Schumer.

The ball is in your court, @Jack.

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