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Ron Perlman Pees on His Hand for Anti-Trump and Weinstein Anecdote
Obvious statement of the day: there are a lot of Hollywood celebrities who hate Donald Trump. It's probably more common in Tinseltown to hate Trump than it is to fondle boys. Maybe. It's like they have a bet going to see who can insult Trump in the douchiest way possible. The award is a statue of a naked child. But I'm beginning to think Ron Perlman may have inhaled too much exhaust while shooting Sons of Anarchy. Someone close to him should take him to a doctor. Get it checked out.
Because Hellboy didn't think this one through...
Hmm. Did this actually happen? Not likely. If for no other reason that I can't picture Perlman whipping out his schlong, putting his hand in front of the stream, then just shaking it off. Sorry for the mental image. But Weinstein is someone universally hated. Now. Then, Weinstein was the guy all the aspiring actors kissed up to for juicy roles. Perlman probably wanted an analogy to go along with the picture of adding a little extra special sauce to Trump's fast food order. Structure wise, it's a decent tweet.
Except for one teeny, tiny detail.
The tweet of "I tinkled on my hand" implies Perlman knew all about Weinstein (see Singer Seal Just BLASTED Oprah’s Harvey Weinstein Hypocrisy in Instagram Post and Salma Hayek: ‘Harvey Weinstein Threatened to Kill Me…’). And did nothing. While Harvey raped his way through Hollywood.
Symbolism means squat when people's lives are at risk. In this case, in all cases. So sorry, no points awarded to the guy who whizzed on his hand in order to shake it with the guy raping young actresses.
Just sayin. If SAMCRO ever heard of someone raping any of their friends, that person would be disappeared. But Perlman is only a make believe tough guy. In real life, he's just a guy who says he pee-peed on his own hand.