Robotic Hillary Clinton Tries to be Human on The Ellen Show
It would be funny... if it wasn't like, absolutely positively terrible. C-3PO is more human than this.
Seriously, Hillary. You're not one of the people. You've made that very clear in the past. And when you try to act like you are one of us... it's always an epic system malfunction.
See, what happens when an impersonal robot in a pantsuit attempts to act like human, is this. If only we had our own self-destruct button. Or a giant, red reset button. Just watch:
Can't wait to watch the full episode of that, now can you?
But this isn't the first time the Presidential hopeful has shown off her human side. Check out this gem from 2012 in Johannesburg:
Think it can't possibly get any worse? Oh, it can. In this clip from Liberia in 2009, Hillary rejects the headdress gift a woman is attempting to give her before maybe trying to dance? Not even really sure what's happening here:
In Malawi, circa 2012, we find Hillary in some traditional garb - making this rare footage, you guys. Possibly the only time you'll ever see of Hillary NOT wearing a pants suit. *shivers*
And last but not least, we have Bill and Hillary, dancing together. Those crazy kids!
Why are we talking about Hillary's dancing abilities, or rather, the lack thereof? Because that's what they're playing on your nightly news. That's what the media wants you to talk about. That's what they want you thinking about.
You're not supposed to think about how she criminally used a personal email server, lied about doing so, and erased evidence. They don't want you to consider the fact that Hillary's foundation accepted millions of Dollars from foreign nations while she was Secretary of State. And you definitely shouldn't be talking about the 4 Americans who died in Benghazi because, well, "What difference at this point does it make?" Leftists don't want you to think about Hillary claiming her family was "dead broke" when they left the White House. And they definitely don't want you to talk about the time she defended a child rapist and laughed about it.
Leftists don't want you to think about Hillary's lies. In fact, they'd prefer you not to think at all. But you're smarter than that.
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