WATCH: RNC Mocks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez With Parody Video
Nothing in the history of romance can compare to leftists' love affair with
Alexis Oreo-Cowbell Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Progressives have taken to her like Michael Moore to the latest flavor of Ben and Jerry's.
Leave it to those rabble-rousing Republicans to mock the left's new patron saint of
theft taxation. The GOP made a video parodying Cortez's pathological stupidity. It's glorious:
Excuse me for a moment.
Let's see here. Ben Shapiro asking Alexandria to debate him supposedly counts as catcalling. I suppose that would then make this parody video a full-blown sexual assault. Alex is probably heading to the hospital with the authorities right now for a rape kit as we speak. I can imagine the 911 call now. "Hello, police? Someone said something mean about me on the internet. I'm pretty sure I've been sexually violated via the internet. Come quick."
This parody practically wrote itself. Appolonia Oregano-Pez Dispenser is constantly proving to us she doesn't have the qualifications to run a frozen banana stand, let alone a country. Yet, the left still clings to her with the same fervor as a dog in heat.
Democrats made a yuge mistake by banking on this duncetastic disciple of Marx. Every bit of verbal diarrhea spewing from her piehole is yet another strike against the left's credibility. Cortez is further proof of the left lacking any understanding of real Americans or that thing we call reality.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's dedication to the perpetual suckfest that is socialism should have been a dead giveaway regarding her duncery. Too bad.
Speaking of socialism: