Ricky Gervais Defends REAL Women Against Trans Creep Who Wanted His Balls Waxed
A transgender fellow walks into a woman's salon to have his genitals waxed. Salon says, "Sorry, but that's a penis." In the times of yore, when things were normal, that would be the end of it. After several women pitched justified fits and possibly several brothers, husbands and boyfriends made sure ball waxing was never requested from that particular fellow again. But that was then. This is now. So of course, the transgender fellow lawyered up. Now Twitter is arguing whether or not a female salon worker should be forced to wax a dude's balls in the name of tolerance. Because it's 2019 and this is life now. English Gem Ricky Gervais says women shouldn't have to get up close and personal with a man's junk. Woke Twitter says Gervais is a transphobe. Normally celebrities take being called out to sit in the corner to pussy themselves into irrelevance. Gervais took a different tack and doubled-down:
@TomsBarry @TitaniaMcGrath If a lady wants smooth bollocks then she should be able to force people to wax them. It’s the rules.— Ricky Gervais (@Ricky Gervais)1563631263.0
@TitaniaMcGrath It's a sad state of affairs when a lady can't have her hairy balls waxed.— Ricky Gervais (@Ricky Gervais)1563636643.0
This one made me choke on my coffee:
Exactly. And if you don't want to butter my balls and put them between two slices of bread, don't work in a sandwic… https://t.co/TenxmkOWwe— Ricky Gervais (@Ricky Gervais)1563637780.0
Woke Twitter wouldn't stop. Neither would Gervais:
@JoeHuman35 @ThatFemale66 @Krostiman @TitaniaMcGrath Or that they don't wax big hairy balls. Male or female.— Ricky Gervais (@Ricky Gervais)1563641642.0
I hope to see this as signage in illustrated form. Like the "What to do if the plane is crashing" comics in the seat folder in front of you. Remain totally calm as you find your floatation device as the plane spirals to the ground. Similarly, remain calm as you apply hot wax to a man's crotch serpent which may rise to your touch.
@MrStrathmore @Chopsie_Murphy It is a woman's right to say 'I don't wax testicles. On a man or a woman'. End of dis… https://t.co/kWWQN9LFJF— Ricky Gervais (@Ricky Gervais)1563702397.0
Seems simple enough. Women wax other women. It's already an icky business. Women don't want to wax icky men and their icky man members.
How did we get to the point where women are having to fight for the right to choose whether they wax some big old h… https://t.co/3HSoHHUNoD— Ricky Gervais (@Ricky Gervais)1563688627.0
No it is not a right. But according to the left, wanting something makes it a right. Get with it, Ricky.
Surely real feminism also covers a woman’s right not to have to wax someone’s knob & bollocks if they don’t want to. https://t.co/RqsrtQs42o— Ricky Gervais (@Ricky Gervais)1563688963.0
Gervais is an atheist, maybe a vegan, and I believe even admits to being at least half a commie. Basically, not someone who would sign up for #MugClub for $99 annual, $69 for students and active military.
Yet we find ourselves standing together, brothers-in-arms, over our deeply held belief that a woman should not be forced to touch your testicles. Regardless of how you identify. Gervais is also a huge fan of free speech, regardless of how your feelings may feel touched for the very first time.
Regardless of his leftist tendencies, Gervais is one of Britain's treasures. Keep triggering, Oh Funny One.