WATCH: Reporter DARES to Ask Hillary a Question
In the latest edition of "Hillary Clinton Blatantly Manipulates the Press Publicly," a reporter this morning had the audacity to ask the former First Lady if she'd be taking questions from the press. Because, you know, she hasn't answered any in like 500 years...
Except she did! Miraculously. Apparently, if you want to ask Hillary a question, you've got to get her to "take it under consideration" and "put it on her list." Naturally, the long anticipated event only lasted about 5 minutes though, and of course, there were no substantive answers provided. But hey, progress.
Prior to this afternoon's miracle, it had been 40,150 minutes (approximately one month) since Hillary spoke to the press. Good strategy? As some have noted, your best bet when no one really likes you, is to say nothing. Be visible to no one, answer no questions, and live happily ever after.
As the saying goes, "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt."
by Krystal Heath, follow her on Twitter