We interrupt this so-boring-I-want-to-do-what-Epstein-didn't-do-to-himself media coverage of the Impeachment Hearings, to bring you this clip of Jim Jordan. He basically nuked the entire purpose of the impeachment by pointing out the Democrats' lead witness knows as much as Sergeant Schultz.

You didn't hear the call? You didn't talk with the president? You talked with Zelensky but this call never came up? 

Answers to all from Ambassador Taylor:

Thanks for this, Jim Jordan. If you're not sure what call this is referring to, because this story is so boring I'm in physical pain, check out: WATCH: Adam Schiff Reads from Ukraine 'Transcript' Which He Pulled Out of His Ass!

So let me ask the million-dollar question:

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

Rhetorical. We know why Democrats are engaged in this circus. It's punishment for not electing Hillary Clinton, she who stored servers in bathrooms, wiped them with cloths or something and left four Americans to die in Benghazi. So because we elected the same guy the media ran on their networks 24/7, ignoring all the other Republicans running for president, we've been subjected to three years of media wishing for impeachment. And now, here we are.

What a show of caca.

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