People are still wildin' over making sure they have enough toilet paper and perishable food they can't possibly eat in time. But amid the panic (see These 3 Videos Show How Susceptible People Are to 'Herd Mentality' and ISIS Orders Fighters to Avoid Coronavirus-Infected Countries ... Wait, What?!), the Democrat primary more or less wrapped up. Joe Biden is inexplicably the nominee. Bernie Sanders' campaign isn't completely dead yet. But it's being made to feel comfortable until that time comes.

So since most of you are stuck in the house and binging on videos anyway, let's take a stroll down memory lane at what Biden's new stans actually think of him, courtesy of the fine folks over at the Washington Free Beacon.

Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Michael Bloomberg, Beto O'Rourke, and Pete Buttigieg had unkind things to say about the new Democratic front-runner.

At the end of every primary, the losers have to eat a little bit of fecal matter. Republicans had to line up to kiss Trump's orange ass, though he looks like the type who keeps his tighty whities on when he spray-tans. In a related note, I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

The Democrat primary is interesting, though, because people really thought they were giving Biden a death blow. I'll put it in terms liberals can understand: Biden's campaign was a botched late-term abortion. All the other candidates were Planned Parenthood trying to finish the job, or at the very least, find a dumpster. Yet the Biden campaign survived.

All of the comments that candidates made to try to kill Biden are now fair game in the general election. I don't think Donald Trump is going to have any problem exploiting them.

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